Mom Was a Stripper for Three Decades and Defends Unconventional Lifestyle

Mom Was a Stripper for Three Decades and Defends Unconventional Lifestyle


– Many parents just
work, work, work, work! But for our next guest, to
work really meant to twerk. (audience laughter) Can you imagine if your
mother was a stripper for three decades?
(audience groans) – For most moms, they pick
up their kids from school, and take them in to sports
and birthday parties, but for me I was sitting
in a strip club because my mom was a stripper for 27 years. I’m really glad my mom
retired from stripping, however I have my suspicions that she might be an escort now. She doesn’t have a job,
but she’s out every night with men that she considers her clients. They buy her jewelry, designer clothes, and one customer even
bought her a luxury car. She’ll say I’m not doing
anything sexual with them. They go out to dinners. I definitely believe
that my mom is sleeping with a lot of these men for money. Growing up was very different. Instead of going to the
zoo, she took me to the strip club to meet a stripper
who had a tiger in her act. (tiger roars) When I was in high school,
my mother ended up dancing for somebody that went to my school. Everybody found out. So I don’t allow my
children to go with grandma very often, she says inappropriate things, tells inappropriate jokes,
not to mention she only wants to date people who
carry guns, done jail time. I just don’t want my children
around these criminals. So I’m very worried about my mom’s future. She has no retirement planned, she can’t hold a steady job, she’s gonna run out of money because she’s gonna run out of clients. My mom needs to leave
this stripper lifestyle, find a real man, and get a real job, and live a normal life.

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